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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSS!!

I SERIOUSLY HOPE AND I MEAN THIS YOU HAVE PREPARED, IF NOT THEN I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO TELL YOU!

CLIF NOTES FOR RO since she doesn’t like to read through the AL Q jargon, look at my colorful maps and comments and fun writings so Debbie Wah Wah!!

TIMING: MIDNIGHTISH TO 4PM ISH

BLIZZARD WARNINGS FOR ALL OF NYC METRO, NNJ, HV, AND SW CT.

SNOW AMOUNTS: 20 – 28” PLUS FOR NNJ, HV

                                    14-20” NYC METRO

                                            LI – to complex look at the maps

 

MAPS BELOW TELL IT ALL!

RATES: 1-5” PER HOUR DEATH BANDS BETWEEN 6AM AND 1PM, YES DEATHBANDS OF 4-5” PER HOUR

VISIBILITY: CAN’T SEE YOUR NOSE ON YOUR FACE IN THESE BANDS

TRAVEL: IMPOSSIBLE STAY HOME AND CHILL

SCHOOL – REALLY??? WHY YOU ASK??? WE’LL ADDRESS WED – 50/50 ON CLOSING ATTHIS TIME, 65/35 DELAYED DEPENDS ON THE SEVERITY OF THE STORM AND DURATION

WINDS: 20-40MPH SUSTAINED, GUSTST TO 55MPH

POWER: OUTAGES A POSSIBILITY

DRINK OF THE DAY/NIGHT/MORNING/AFTERNOON:

MY HOMEMADE BAILEY’S – BOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

This is very serious storm that if it tracks 25 miles more east or 30 will bring the 2’ range into NYC and NNJ sees 28”+ easily. I have been tracking since last week at this time well actually since last Saturday but the time has come and we are sitting pretty, well I am since I love this stuff!

MAPS PLEASE: ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW – 25!!

Compliments of one of my die hard weather weenie students J. Sonett!!

For real: Luck of de Irish map

BLUE OVER THIS STORM?? SO IS THE EURO!

 

For the ‘CUSE??? Anyone why ‘CUSE? Answer below – UNDER ME SIGNATURE

Frank the P our fearless leader of the NJ Strong Weather Forum!

HRRRR JUST CRUSHES US:

RADAR – FRICKING PRECIPIATION ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE EASTERN GULF OF MEHICO! YUUGGGGEEE! LOTS OF YELLOW AND REDS POOPING UP – MEANS A BAD ASS STORM IS BREWING!

BY 7AM PEEPS 6-8″ OF WHITE GOLD – BARNEY’S  IN DA HOOD!!

 

11AM – ME LUCKY CHARMS – MAGICALLY DELICIOUS

WINDS: TROP FORCE GUSTS

LI SEES H’CANE TYPE GUSTS

 

BETTER WIND MAP – REDS AND BROWNS = 50-60MPH YIKKKKES! =POT = POWER OUTAGE POTENTIAL – get your mind out of that garage in Denver !!!!

VISIBILITY TOMORROW BETWEEN 7AM AND 12PM

STORM SEVERITY CHART = 2 DAYS OFF???

 

Be safe, have fun and do not DARE try to go out driving etc, just enjoy the beauty of nature.

Power outage possibilities:

Charge the cell phone, batteries and flashlights ready, firewood for fireplace, have a plan if you need to evacuate or get to a warm shelter.

T-minus 4 hours till lift off – well there about!!

Updates to come tomorrow and enjoy natures beauty and fury !

Till morning enjoy the pre blizzard night!

AL Q

 

Answer to map above = Syracuse – “Orange”men – LOL!!