HERE IT COMESSSSSS!!!
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSS!!
I SERIOUSLY HOPE AND I MEAN THIS YOU HAVE PREPARED, IF NOT THEN I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO TELL YOU!
CLIF NOTES FOR RO since she doesn’t like to read through the AL Q jargon, look at my colorful maps and comments and fun writings so Debbie Wah Wah!!
TIMING: MIDNIGHTISH TO 4PM ISH
BLIZZARD WARNINGS FOR ALL OF NYC METRO, NNJ, HV, AND SW CT.
SNOW AMOUNTS: 20 – 28” PLUS FOR NNJ, HV
14-20” NYC METRO
LI – to complex look at the maps
MAPS BELOW TELL IT ALL!
RATES: 1-5” PER HOUR DEATH BANDS BETWEEN 6AM AND 1PM, YES DEATHBANDS OF 4-5” PER HOUR
VISIBILITY: CAN’T SEE YOUR NOSE ON YOUR FACE IN THESE BANDS
TRAVEL: IMPOSSIBLE STAY HOME AND CHILL
SCHOOL – REALLY??? WHY YOU ASK??? WE’LL ADDRESS WED – 50/50 ON CLOSING ATTHIS TIME, 65/35 DELAYED DEPENDS ON THE SEVERITY OF THE STORM AND DURATION
WINDS: 20-40MPH SUSTAINED, GUSTST TO 55MPH
POWER: OUTAGES A POSSIBILITY
DRINK OF THE DAY/NIGHT/MORNING/AFTERNOON:
MY HOMEMADE BAILEY’S – BOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is very serious storm that if it tracks 25 miles more east or 30 will bring the 2’ range into NYC and NNJ sees 28”+ easily. I have been tracking since last week at this time well actually since last Saturday but the time has come and we are sitting pretty, well I am since I love this stuff!
MAPS PLEASE: ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW – 25!!
Compliments of one of my die hard weather weenie students J. Sonett!!
For real: Luck of de Irish map
BLUE OVER THIS STORM?? SO IS THE EURO!
For the ‘CUSE??? Anyone why ‘CUSE? Answer below – UNDER ME SIGNATURE
Frank the P our fearless leader of the NJ Strong Weather Forum!
HRRRR JUST CRUSHES US:
RADAR – FRICKING PRECIPIATION ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE EASTERN GULF OF MEHICO! YUUGGGGEEE! LOTS OF YELLOW AND REDS POOPING UP – MEANS A BAD ASS STORM IS BREWING!
BY 7AM PEEPS 6-8″ OF WHITE GOLD – BARNEY’S IN DA HOOD!!
11AM – ME LUCKY CHARMS – MAGICALLY DELICIOUS
WINDS: TROP FORCE GUSTS
LI SEES H’CANE TYPE GUSTS
BETTER WIND MAP – REDS AND BROWNS = 50-60MPH YIKKKKES! =POT = POWER OUTAGE POTENTIAL – get your mind out of that garage in Denver !!!!
VISIBILITY TOMORROW BETWEEN 7AM AND 12PM
STORM SEVERITY CHART = 2 DAYS OFF???
Be safe, have fun and do not DARE try to go out driving etc, just enjoy the beauty of nature.
Power outage possibilities:
Charge the cell phone, batteries and flashlights ready, firewood for fireplace, have a plan if you need to evacuate or get to a warm shelter.
T-minus 4 hours till lift off – well there about!!
Updates to come tomorrow and enjoy natures beauty and fury !
Till morning enjoy the pre blizzard night!
AL Q
Answer to map above = Syracuse – “Orange”men – LOL!!
